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yeh soch kar ruka hua hoo December 13, 2011 07:03

Pehla gadha: Yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoo, vo mujhe bahut marta hai. Doosra gadha: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata. Pehla gadha: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, vo jab bhi shararat karti hai to…

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William's wife getting forgetful December 01, 2011 11:10

Being the concerned wife, she convinced him to see a doctor. William was a little worried when the doctor came in. Sensing his patient's nervousness, the first thing the doctor did was to ask what was troubling him. "Well," William answered. "I seem to be…

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The Woes of Aging December 01, 2011 11:02

The day after visiting a fair, my wife was in agony. "You know you’re past your prime," she said, "when you hurt all over and all you rode was the massage chair."

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Memoriam December 01, 2011 10:52

Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside.“Yes,” says Sally, “a lock of my husband’s hair.”“But Larry’s still alive.”“I know, but his hair is gone.”

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Card Buddies December 01, 2011 10:16

Two elderly ladies had been friends since their 30s. Now in their 80s, they still got together a couple of times a week to play cards. One day they were playing gin rummy and one of them said, "You know, we’ve been friends for many…

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Two Campers runs from a bear December 01, 2011 10:01

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair…

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Three Sisters December 01, 2011 09:47

Three elderly sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, shared a house together. One evening, the 96 year old sister went upstairs to take a bath. As she put her foot into the tub, she paused. Then she yelled down to the other two sisters and…

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Renters' Excuses June 15, 2011 06:58

Rating: 2.0/5 No one likes coughing up rent. But at least these tenants gave landlords creative reasons for avoiding it. "With my daughter's graduation, our new boat, and our trip to Europe this year, we're a little strapped." "I'm getting real tired of paying this…

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Consulting the Experts June 15, 2011 07:01

Rating: 2/5 The computer in my high school classroom was acting up. After watching me struggle with it, a student explained that my hard drive had crashed. So I called IT. "Can someone look at my computer?" I asked. "The hard drive crashed." "We can't…

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A Dime a Dozen June 15, 2011 07:06

Rating: 3/5 While visiting a retirement community, my wife and I decided to do some shopping and soon became separated. "Excuse me," I said, approaching a clerk. "I'm looking for my wife. She has white hair and is wearing white shoes." Gesturing around the store,…

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A Dime a Dozen June 15, 2011 07:06

Rating: 3/5 While visiting a retirement community, my wife and I decided to do some shopping and soon became separated. "Excuse me," I said, approaching a clerk. "I'm looking for my wife. She has white hair and is wearing white shoes." Gesturing around the store,…

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How to Ruin an Interview June 15, 2011 07:08

Rating: 1.5/5 When you're interviewing for a job, you want to make an impression. Hiring managers report that these people made one—just not the right kind: Applicant hugged hiring manager at the end of the interview. Applicant ate all the candy from the candy bowl…

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How to Ruin an Interview June 15, 2011 07:08

Rating: 1.5/5 When you're interviewing for a job, you want to make an impression. Hiring managers report that these people made one—just not the right kind: Applicant hugged hiring manager at the end of the interview. Applicant ate all the candy from the candy bowl…

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A Dime a Dozen June 15, 2011 07:06

Rating: 3/5 While visiting a retirement community, my wife and I decided to do some shopping and soon became separated. "Excuse me," I said, approaching a clerk. "I'm looking for my wife. She has white hair and is wearing white shoes." Gesturing around the store,…

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Consulting the Experts June 15, 2011 07:01

Rating: 2/5 The computer in my high school classroom was acting up. After watching me struggle with it, a student explained that my hard drive had crashed. So I called IT. "Can someone look at my computer?" I asked. "The hard drive crashed." "We can't…

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