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Joke of the day: May 02, 2013 10:18

One blonde calls up a PC Service Center and tells her that she can't boot up her PC anymore since a day. The service guy takes her address and heads over to the house.He asks her what is the problem. The blonde replies “over the…

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Medical Bills are a pain May 01, 2013 06:16

An old lady had a dog that followed her everywhere and was extremely loyal. One unfortunate morning, the dog was nowhere to be seen in the house. The lady walks up to his kennel and finds that the dog is lying down and not responding…

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Yo' Parents April 30, 2013 06:01

Yo' Mama jokes are too funny to be ignored. Take them lightheartedly and chuckle. No offense meant to anyoneYo' Mama is so stupid, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate." Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he…

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Jesus once decided March 13, 2013 06:57

Jesus once decided to get rid of the narcotics and other similar drugs problem, which was rampant on Earth. He decided to send his apostles to bring back samples of the drugs to see what they did to the body so that he could work…

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Cheap Date April 24, 2012 15:17

Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his last date had cost. Little Johnny calculated a minute then replied, "Oh, about $15 or so I think." "Well," said his Father, "I'm proud of you for…

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Marketing Strategy April 23, 2012 15:38

Morris was a very successful marketing director. Sadly, his wife Shirley dies. At the cemetery, Morris's friends and family are appalled to see that the headstone reads: "Here lies Shirley, wife of Morris, MCIM, Post Graduate Diploma in Marketing and Marketing Director of Quality Marketing…

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Mental hospital April 19, 2012 14:26

A boy passes by a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "10….10..10.." Boy looks over and notices the sound coming from a locked room with a small hole. The curious boy peeps through the hole and gets poked in the eye. Then he starts…

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School Collection April 19, 2012 08:41

Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So what's so great about that?It's snowing outside! An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had What would…

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A father writes on a boy’s Facebook wall: April 18, 2012 14:12

Dear son, I hope you are doing great. We missed you so much today. Please turn off your computer now and come for the dinner. We all are waiting for you.

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Ugly Baby April 16, 2012 15:18

A woman boards a bus with her baby. As she boards, the driver says "Wow that is one ugly baby." The hurt woman sits with beside an old man.  The old man asks "What's wrong you look disappointed?" She replies: "The bus driver just insulted…

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Poor guy April 06, 2012 11:21

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying…

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Husband and Wife April 06, 2012 11:00

My wife always told me that if I wanted breakfast in bed, then I would have to sleep in the kitchen Husband: Do you know that John who lives next door has two girlfriends unknown to wife.Wife: Who is the other one?

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Monkey Silly Thinks April 05, 2012 12:52

One Fine day God Created a monkey...and said to him, Your are a monkey, If you can jump from this branchy to That branchy till  for such  time... but It should be properly...than You will be get so many coconuts and Eat a lot Bananas,…

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Donkey granted his request April 04, 2012 12:38

One day Donkey was created by God and Said to him, You are a Donkey now, you will be carried havey load on your back from Sun up to Sun down, than you can get good food and eat a lot of beautiful grass than…

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Lion April 04, 2012 12:15

A lion woke up one morning with the urge to assert his superiority over his fellow beasts. He strode over to a monkey, and roared "Who is the Mightiest of Animals?" "You are, Master," said the monkey, cowering. Then the lion approached a warthog. "Who…

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